Win Half-Life 2: Episode 29!

Attention PC gamers!

Attention PC gamers! We've got a giveaway so momentous that it stands to eclipse epochal moments in history going all the way back to the discovery of fire by an unfortunate troglodyte in a lightning storm about one and a half million years ago. In fact, it's so spectacularly massive that it may create a singularity unimagined by even Stephen Hawking at his most fanciful after a fifth of bourbon. What could be so huge? How about this: a magical Steam code that will grant you free, permanent access to Valve's entire catalog—which includes some of the finest PC games ever made—and every game Valve ever will make . That's right: you can win Portal 2 , Dota 2 and even Half-Life 2: Episode 3 .* It's the prize that keeps on giving, year after year!

But wait, that's not all! Click through to see what else, and how to win it!

Update: Winners have been drawn, and notifications are going out. We'll post the list of winners soon!

Update 2: Winners posted!

We're also giving away sweet, shrink-wrapped, aromatic Collector's Editions of,,,and. That's a total of six fabulous, planet-shattering prizes, all up for grabs. Click here to see them all!

But wait, there's even more! We'll pick a seventh lucky dawg who'll receive a copy of Borderlands Game of the Year Edition ! The giving just won't stop!

So how do you get in on the action? Just “like” us on Facebook, then comment on this post on Facebook(not our comment area below) with a list of the three games you're most looking forward to in 2011 (in order of preference). That's all! (If you're already a fan, just comment with your list.)

On Monday, November 1 at 10am Pacific time, we'll draw seven winners from the comments (with the help of everybody's random friends at Random.org,) and contact them via Facebook. Winner #1 gets first choice. (We suspect they'll pick the Valve code.) Winner #2 gets to choose between the remaining prizes, then winner #3 gets to pick, and so on.

This contest is open to US residents only. Sorry, rest of the world! We'd let you enter if The Man would let us.

*Provided the sun doesn't burn out before it's released.

Michael Hudak : Magic Valve code

Craig Fender: StarCraft II Collector's Edition

Phillip Front: Fallout: New Vegas Collector's Edition

Jeremy Sanchez: Borderlands: Game of the Year Edition

Darien Sumner: Civilization V Collector's Edition

Justin Anderson: Mafia II Collector's Edition

Zack Jones: Plants vs Zombies Collector's Edition

Thanks to everyone who entered!