Call of Duty: Black Ops achievements (contains spoilers)

Never tell your terrible secrets to Treyarch - they're leakier than a chainmail umbrella.

Never tell your terrible secrets to Treyarch - they're leakier than a chainmail umbrella. An achievements list for Black Ops has dribbled out all over the floor of the internet, and Treyarch community manager Josh Olin more or less confirmed that they were legit.

In his tweet, Josh said that there were minor spoilers and to stay away - hardly something you could say about a fake, right? Here's the list of achievements:

Sacrifice

Ensure your squad escapes safely from Cuba

Death to Dictators

Use a single round to bring down Castro

Vehicular Slaughter

Destroy all enemies on vehicles during the prison break

Give me liberty, or give me death

Escape Vorkuta

Slingshot Kid

Destroy all slingshot targets in 3 attempts

VIP

Receive orders from Lancer

A safer place

Sabatoge the Soviet space program

Tough Economy

Use no more than 6 TOW guided missiles to destroy the tanks in the defense of Khe Sanh

Looks don't count

Break the seige in the battle of Khe Sanh

SOG Rules

Retrieve the dossier and the defector from Hue City

Raining Pain

Rack up a bodycount of 20 NVA using air support in Hue City

The Dragon Within

Kill 10 NVA with Dragon's Breath rounds

Heavy Hand

Use the Grim Reaper to destroy the MG emplacement

Up close and personal

Silently take out 3 VC

Double Trouble

Use only dual wield weapons to escape Kowloon

Broken English

Escape Kowloon

Lord Nelson

Destroy all targets and structures while making your way up the river

Never get off the boat

Find the Soviet connection in Laos

Pathfinder

Guide the squad through the Soviet outpost without them getting killed

Mr. Black OP

Enter the Soviet relay station undetected

With extreme prejudice

Get to the POW compound in the Hind using only rockets

Russian bar-b-q

Incinerate 10 enemies with the flamethrower attachment in the POW compound

Light Foot

Escape the ship with 2:15 left on the timer in Veteran.

Some wounds never heal

Escape the past

I hate monkeys

Kill 7 monkeys in under 10 seconds in the Rebirth labs

No Leaks

Make it through the NOVA 6 gas without dying on Rebirth Island

Clarity

Crack the code

Double Whammy

Destroy both helicopters with one TOW guided missile from the deck of the ship

BLACK OP MASTER

Complete the campaign on Hardened or Veteran difficulty

Stand Down

Complete the campaign on any difficulty

Frag Master

Kill 5 enemies with a single frag grenade

Sally Likes Blood

Demonstrate killer economic sensibilities by taking down 3 enemies with a single bullet

Unconventional Warfare

Use the explosive bolts to kill 30 enemies

Down and Dirty

Complete "SOG" and "The Defector" on Veteran difficulty

It's your funeral

Complete "Numbers," "Project Nova" and "Victor Charlie" on Veteran difficulty

Cold Warrior

Complete "Operation 40", "Vorkuta", and "Executive Order" on Veteran difficulty

Not Today

Complete "Crash Site," "WMD" and "Payback" on Veteran difficulty

Burn Notice

Complete "Rebirth" and "Redemption" on Veteran difficulty

Closer Analysis

Find all the hidden intel

Matinee

Watch a film or clip with a friend

Gamblin' Fool

Finish 5 Wager Matches "in the money"

You can do it

Reach rank 10 in Basic Training

The Collector

In Zombie mode, buy every weapon off the walls in a single game

Hands Off the Merchandise

Kill the Pentagon thief before it can steal your load-out

Sacrificial Lamb

Kill 6 zombies after getting shot by a Pack-a-Punched Crossbow bolt

"Insert Coin"

Access the terminal and battle the forces of the Cosmic Silverback in Dead Ops Arcade

Easy Rhino

In Dead Ops Arcade, use a Speed Boost to blast through 20 or more enemies at one time

So you'll be shooting Castro, sabotaging the Soviet space program, doing escort missions in Russia, doing something in Hong Kong, firing explosive crossbow bolts, battling "the forces of the Cosmic Silverback," and all sorts of ridiculous nonsense. Pffft. When I were a lad, we had panzerfausts, M1 Garands, and people shouting "MEIN LIEBEN!", and we were bloody grateful.

[via Kotaku]