Friday Night Fights - Captain Price vs. Duke Nukem

As some of you rightly pointed out in the comments, last week's bout between Master Chief and Commander Shepard was problematic, given Halo's a system exclusive whereas Mass Effect will get on with anyone. But whatever, Chief's an against-all-odds warrior--you really think a couple of platforms can hold him down? Please. When a villain is loose, when war is imminent, when the very known galaxy is facing