The real reason sex in games is awful (and its not just the zombie humping)

Sex and video games traditionally blend as well as a petrol-infused crème brulee. They don’t look quite right, cause a hell of an unpleasant mess when things heat up, and leave a really weird smell that won’t go away for days. But why? After all, we’re firmly ensconced within the warm, nourishing age of Games As Mature Narrative Medium now, right? All that flagrant dismembering, exploding, planet-smashing