Extreme violence and sexy nurses. This is one Pokemon movie that we would probably admit to watching

It's a shame that this trailer is for a Pokemon film that's never going to get released. It's got violence and sex and guns and torture and swears - all the necessary ingredients for a proper film for grown-ups. It'd be the best movie since Piranha 3D . This is Pokemon Apokelypse and it definitely won't be coming to a cinema near you anytime ever: The short story behind the Pokemon Apokelypse promo