Watch the cheesiest moments from Resident Evil Revelations

Ever since the cringeworthy dialogue of the first Resident Evil ("master of unlocking", anyone?), the series has been struggling to deliver a script worth taking seriously. Despite the production values and obvious time spent on the story, Resident Evil Revelations does not manage that feat. It's still utterly, wonderfully ludicrous, as our video montage is about to show you. Note: There aren't any