Fed up with your pathetic human DNA? Albert Wesker makes a convincing argument for injecting Uroboros

Imagine if Tricell Pharmaceutical Company made a product that transformed wimpy men into deadly killers who could survive being neck deep in a river of volcanic magma. Imagine that product being called 'Old Uroboros' and being endorsed by Resident Evil's metrosexual bad guy Albert Wesker. Now imagine if the TV commercial for 'Old Uroboros' was like this... It took TWO rockets exploding in Wesker's